Do you need to lose weight? Do you want some weight loss tips for the lazy and unmotivated?
Here are some great fitness machines for folks like me who want to be slim, but also want to get slim while chomping on our super-sized bag of Doritos and watching our favorite game on TV:
Lose Weight by Sitting Around
Yes, you can lose some weight by just sitting round in a Hula Chair. Experience better overall health with the patented Hula Chair. This modern miracle combines the best of ancient traditional Chinese medicine with 21st century space-age technology. Improve your balance and coordination as it gently aligns your spine and improves blood circulation.
Lose Weight by Lying Down
Luxury Hypoxi is a way you can lose weight while you lie down and relax. Now, that’s the kind of exercise I can do well and do for hours at a time.
Hypoxi L250 is the “pioneering active inch loss therapy that targets fat burn from the lower body whilst the client gently trains in a comfortable reclined position.” It’s a lot of words but I did pay attention to the phrase “reclined position” which means lying down.
Lose Weight by Watching TV
With EnterTRAINING, the idea is that you can watch TV and use your TV to motivate you to exercise.
EnterTRAINING turns your TV into your own personal trainer. If you are not exercising hard enough, the TV volume goes down. If you don’t get back on track, the TV turns off until you do.
